No Food Diet, Don’t Eat Your Desk Diet

I found a new diet that I think I’m going to try. Check it out. It’s supposed to work wonders!!! It involves not eating food, but non-nutritional items. Similar to my eating paper to lose weight escapade. You may develop a serious case of pica.

Diet Book Author Advocates New ‘No Food Diet’

About the Author

My name is Israel Lagares. I used to be the kind of guy that was always in shape, but over the last few years I've fallen off tremendously. This site is my final attempt to get back into shape. So far I've lost 70.4 lbs. Check out my weight loss chart, weight loss videos and progress pics. Follow my journey, those of others, and read our thoughts on various health topics. Share your thoughts, experience, and journey here on FMU.

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  1. Survivor2002No Gravatar says:

    ROTFLMAO!!! Why didn’t SNL think of this???

  2. MuataNo Gravatar says:

    That makes two of us!!! I’m wiping the tears from my eyes as I type this … You made my day Is–thanks!

  3. Matt SNo Gravatar says:

    LOL! Great stuff.

    “Hidden calories when you chew on your pencil.” Pure gold, lol.

    • Israel LagaresNo Gravatar says:

      That line actually made me think back to the days when I would mindlessly gnaw at the pencils in school. These guys are good.

  4. Michael ZhaoNo Gravatar says:

    OMG…look at her arms! I want to look ripped not skinny with only bones showing.

  5. Yum YuckyNo Gravatar says:

    Oh my gosh! Where did they find that woman! bahahahaha!

  6. CindyNo Gravatar says:

    I love the Onion, another great video by them. Tennis balls have less calories because the are filled with air, haha,

  7. myNo Gravatar says:

    I’m trying just hope it works

  8. AmerNo Gravatar says:

    Great , i have same problem and i hope to become as you and lose some kg.

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