Officially Boycotting My Double-Chin of Despair
I’m officially boycotting my fat faced, double-chin. I’m tired of it. I hate how it makes me feel. It’s huge! I’m afraid it will end up hanging like a turkey neck. Ahhhhhh!!!! Well, no more double-chin for me. It’s over as of right now! I will do all in my power to get rid of this thing.
BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL, I HAVE THE…oh wait, I’m not He-Man. But, you know what I mean.
For now, I will cover it up with a semi-beard that I carved out of my full beard. I look like something out of Mad Max, but that’s okay. It’s only temporary. In the past I’ve written about covering my fat face with a beard to hide the fatness. That isn’t working anymore since the beard irritates my daughter and wife. Apparently it’s “too itchy.” So, I had to shave it down. At least my cheeks aren’t as big as they were 3 weeks and a 12 pounds ago.
I am aiming for mid-February to be done with this double-chin. Then I can shave and not have to worry about excess skin/fat hiding my awesome jaw line. It really is awesome. Go ask some of my high school classmates if ya don’t believe me. You’ll see, just wait until I get rid of my dreaded double-chin of despair.
So what do you guys think of my new beard thingy? (It’s temporary.)
Do you wear facial hair, or long hair, to cover the fat on your face?