We Have a Fight On Our Hands!
That’s right. A Fat FIGHT!
I’m going to keep this short.
Jesse, from Former Fat Guy, and I have agreed to a weight loss battle. The contest will last 4 weeks. The one with the best stats on October 5th will be victorious. By best stats we mean the best overall change, relative to our bodies. I think.
This is Jesse. I don’t mean to sound cocky, but I am gonna obliterate her with my weight loss. Who does she think she is dealing with here? I am Fat Man Unleashed dammit!!! Challenges like this are what help me cope with the whole “losing weight” thing. It’s fun, gets my mind off of things, and helps me lose weight. What more could you ask for? Give it a try. There won’t be any losers if you really think about it.
Enough talking. It’s time for some inner warrior madness to be unleashed. Let me go jump on my treadmill. It’s time for some two-a-days. My starting weight today is 340 lbs.
It’s on like the sun rising in the East and setting in the West, or is it the other way around? Either way, you know what I mean. It’s on!